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House 3

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Summary: A college student collapses after rowdy sex with his girlfriend. While House and his team attempt to determine the cause, the student's condition continues to deteriorate and his symptoms multiply complicating the diagnosis.

Review: Houseathon 2005 continues! Yes. Finally catching up on my reviews of the first season. One of the better episodes - since it seems ALL the boys (Ducklings, House, and Wilson) are all arguing over how pretty Cameron is. That is so great! Also Cameron's speech on sex is A+.

Choice Houseisms for this episode:

Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Dr. Chase: But we don't have to talk about this.
Dr. Cameron: Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulse from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland. And the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly, and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. (Chase stares) Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know women can have an hour-long orgasm?

Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you're incapable of kissing a little ass?
House: Well, we all have our limitations.

Dr. Cuddy: Working with people actually makes you a better doctor.
House: When did I sign up for that course?


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